Tips were helpful.
And now to prove that my brain is properly aligned again!
1.) Do you ever just look at your mom and think "wow, I came out of your vagina..... I am so sorry"?
2.) Batman. Exactly HOW LONG did it take you to paint your bat symbol up on that bridge? People were probably dying at Bane's hand in that time. Just saying.
3.) Additionally, how did you, packing 100lbs of armor not fall through that cracking ice when some skinny old guys kept falling through at the drop of a hat?
4.) If my love of comics is escapist, is my love of scarves masochistic?
5.) I don't mean to be racist, but I've never met a centipede who wasn't a jerk.
6.) I keep my friends close and my enemies stuffed in Green Lantern's fridge.
And finally... we need more comic book review shows. Seriously. Just about every single "review show" I look up simply praises whatever new comic has come out (sometimes regardless whether or not it's even good) and fails to point out WHY it's good or what aspects of it they liked. You are not enticing me to go read a comic when you can't point out anything that is remotely (or even subjectively) good.
I want a review show for 90s schlock comics. I would watch the hell outta that.
Someone should do that.
...... *shifty eyes* Yes... someone...